Baby got fake back.Photo: Courtesy of Bootypoppanties.com
Ladies, have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, My ass doesn’t look fat enough in these jeans! I wish there were something I could do to make it look bigger! ?Then this post is for you (all one of you).
Paula Abdul’s stylist, Jennifer Rosenblatt, is endorsing a new brand of padded panties called Booty Pop. “I do not usually give my tricks of the trade to the public but Booty Pop is too good to keep to myself,” she says of “The Panties That Make Your Booty Pop.” (Because the slogan “The Panties That Cup Paula Abdul’s Ass While She Mumbles Incoherently” just doesn’t have the same je ne sais quoi.)
The unmentionables are rated: Sweet (S), Sweeter (M) and Sweetest (L). If only all sizing was as kind! Of course, you’ll have to get past the name, which brings to mind the “doody bubbles” that Whitney Houston made famous on Being Bobby Brown. Not to spoil your lunch or anything. But if you can stomach that, the panties come in such “bootylicious colors” as black licorice, white vanilla marshmallow, and pink cotton candy.
Although you could always just eat licorice, marshmallows, and cotton candy and the problem will take care of itself. —Noelle Hancock
Booty Pop Panties [TeamSugar]
Booty Pop Panties [Official site]
