We read Peaches Geldof’s latest Nylon column so you don’t have to. In it, she chronicles her (tragic) style evolution from age 9 to now. At 9 she wore “garish, ill-fitting ‘80s prom dresses over jeans.” As a teenager she “was a total brat” and wore Vivienne Westwood and velour Juicy Couture tracksuits and carried tiny logo-emblazoned Dior purses. Last year, when she started listening to post-punk, she went “uber goth” and dyed her hair black. Today, you’ll be relieved to know she’s “ditched the everyday-is-Halloween vibe.” No word on when she’ll ditch, uh, journalism. [Nylon]