Out magazine had thought of live-blogging the men’s red-carpet fashions at the Oscars, “but realized it’d be us typing ‘tux tux tux tux and sneakers tux tux ’ and so instead imagined a brighter, gayer, more adventurous Oscars, where the stars dressed for entertainment rather than a remake of March of the Penguins.” They Photoshopped some of Sunday’s male attendees into some fun runway looks. Example: George Clooney in Comme des Garçons. [Out]