For only $36 with guaranteed delivery by October 25, you can wear this replica of Princess Beatrice’s fallopian tube of a royal wedding hat and be her for Halloween. In case you want to see what the hat looks like while you’re dancing to trance music during the daytime in a park — which is what we all do on Halloween so we can be home before it gets dark and people do that while they’re drinking — the site selling the hat, HeadlineCostumes.com, has a video.
PRINCESS BEATRICE HAT [Headline Costumes]
