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Taylor Swift Just Showing Off Now

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Taylor Swift did the Dirty Dancing move with new boyfriend Harry Styles of One Direction, Gawker reports, thereby completing her transition from regular celebrity to the meta-celebrity star in the remake of the twentieth century’s greatest romances, starting with the photogenic beach walks of John F. Kennedy Jr. and Daryl Hannah and the artistically turbulent affair of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. “It’s really not far off from the Yoko situation,” the Daily News says of her effect on the One Direction tour. Meanwhile, according to “Page Six,” Swift’s dark foil Lindsay Lohan is chasing her boyband flame, the Wanted’s Max George, to London and Dubai, skipping her court date and stealing his sweatshirts.

Taylor Swift Just Showing Off Now