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Enjoy This Tender, Twee Shoe Porn by Bon Iver

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Bon Iver, a.k.a Justin Vernon, a.k.a the most ideal of all the ideal boyfriends of Tumblr, has a video message for his loyal followers. Watch above, then let’s all decode what this dreamy sequence means: As a tentatively hopeful piano ballad starts to play, downy kittens wake up all tangled together in an adorable cuddle pile, and fog lifts to reveal a lush meadow full of flowers ready to be handpicked and used in a nuptial crown. A solitary man rides his skateboard to a lake and also pensively dangles his salmon sneakers over the murky waters. Is that you on the dock, Justin? Are you waiting for us? What message is hidden in those pink flowers? Oh, you just want people to buy your Keep + Bon Iver limited-edition vegan shoes? Ah, moving on then.

Enjoy This Tender, Twee Shoe Porn by Bon Iver