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This 1 Weird Trick Will Give You Huge Boobs for 24 Hours

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In just the length of time you could have a stomach flu or successfully keep a firefly alive in a jar, you could also have the big tits of your dreams. Abby Ellin reports for the New York Times that women are requesting injections of saline solution to acquire temporarily huge boobs. At $3,500, the poke can increase breasts from an A to a C cup in 24 hours.

Reportedly, these saline jokes are useful for: parties, romantic vacations, weddings, bat mitzvahs, other people’s weddings, other people’s bat mitzvahs, red-carpet events, and confusing people that have met you before, and confusing people who will meet you again.

A Weird Trick to Get Huge Boobs for 24 Hours