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For what occasion did Shia LeBeouf wiggle into these magical purple tights? For what reason did he shimmy into a mint green tank? For what purpose did he don little gray socks? Wherefore did Shia comb his beard and face hair? Why did he lace his pink-trimmed sneakers?
Why! Because it is a September day! It is a day, like all the others, when life is full and glorious and what you make it. It was an occasion as good as any and Shia dressed to celebrate it.
