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Olivia Wilde Hired to Be a Conscious Person

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Large company H&M is seeking basic sentience from its high-profile employees, such as Olivia Wilde, who was recently tapped as its Conscious Ambassador. She will blink alertly, encourage sustainable practice in large-scale clothes production, and remain awake during scheduled business appointments.

Olivia Wilde Hired to Be a Conscious Person