Wear a bandage dress, but totally forget how to sit in it! Tell the host you have “the biggest” crush on him. Rub a mysterious shiny liquid on your legs so they glisten like gams of 24-carat gold. End with the extremely embarrassing personal confession that Star Wars is your favorite movie.
Do all these things and you, too, starlet, can be doused in a sticky, salty shower of nerd love, just like Amy.
