Goths hate fools. If a goth approaches you and asks what exactly your whole shtick is, you’d better be prepared with an answer. You’re wearing all black, but your penny loafers are oxblood? Your eyes are rimmed with eyeliner, but your face has a pretty rosy flush to it? Why is that 30 Seconds to Mars wrist cuff on the same person wearing acid-wash dad jeans? Get it together — are you a goth or not? Do you even know what kind of goth you are? A health goth? A Hot Topic goth? A cyber goth? Come on.
Just in time for Halloween festivities, we’re offering you a chance to get your goth diagnosis before it’s too late. Never live another day with uncertainty about how deep your darkness, how true your ennui, how grim your gloom. Goth forbid you ever appear as a poser before your kindred spirits again. Anything but that.
It’s the weekend, baby! What kind of trouble will you be getting into, you minx?
1 of 10
What do you look for in a romantic partner?
2 of 10
What accessory can you not do without?
3 of 10
What emoji best describes you?
4 of 10
Where is your dream vacation?
5 of 10
The thing you’d be most ashamed to admit about yourself is ...
6 of 10
The last thing you Instagrammed was …
7 of 10
Which of these mottos do you live your life by?
8 of 10
What’s your favorite season?
9 of 10
Which player on the Miami Heat do you most resemble?
By submitting your email, you agree to our
Terms and Privacy Notice
and to receive email correspondence from us. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google
Privacy Policy and
Terms of Service apply.
or
Already a subscriber?
What is your email?
This email will be used to sign into all New York sites. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us.
Password must be at least 8 characters and contain:
Lower case letters (a-z)
Upper case letters (A-Z)
Numbers (0-9)
Special Characters (!@#$%^&*)
This password will be used to sign into all New York sites. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us.
You’re in!
As part of your account, you’ll receive occasional updates and offers from New York, which you can opt out of anytime.
or
Already a subscriber?
What is your email?
This email will be used to sign into all New York sites. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us.
Password must be at least 8 characters and contain:
Lower case letters (a-z)
Upper case letters (A-Z)
Numbers (0-9)
Special Characters (!@#$%^&*)
This password will be used to sign into all New York sites. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us.
You’re in!
As part of your account, you’ll receive occasional updates and offers from New York, which you can opt out of anytime.
