We’re About to Start Seeing Tiny Infant Hypebeasts

Oh my god.
Oh my god. Photo: kimkardashian/Instagram

Up until now, I thought it’d be a long time before I had children (sorry, Mom), what with the complication of women not being able to have it all, but it only took one Kim Kardashian Instagram photo to make me question my childbearing decisions. There is currently just one pair of baby Adidas Yeezy Boost 350s in the entire world (accept no impostors) but once the Son of West starts flaunting those bad boys in the pram, our future children are surely going to want to cop some. Is it so wrong to want your unborn baby to look fresh?

There Is Only One Pair of Baby Yeezys on Earth