It’s with a heavy heart that we announce that the hot vaping congressman, also known as “Rep. Duncan Hunter,” has decided to endorse Trump, thus rendering him painfully un-hot.
“I don’t think Trump wants my endorsement,” Hunter explained to Politico. “And that’s one reason why I like him.” The formerly hot vape-ist added, “We don’t need a policy wonk as president. We need a leader as president.”
Hunter’s love of both Trump and vaping reveals that — while kind of hot for a congressman — he has terrible taste. Naturally, this leads us to conclude that he must also endorse:
• Extra homework on weekends
• Two and a Half Men
• Google Glass
• Cheap tanning lotion
• The Oompa Loompa song
• Vaping at a bris and/or funeral
• His comfy home inside the pocket of “big vape”
