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Dolly Parton Thinks Politics ‘Could Always Use More Boobs’

Boobs should definitely be a presidential qualifier.
Boobs should definitely be a presidential qualifier. Photo: Taylor Hill/Getty Images

Dolly Parton, the original working girl, sees no problem with having a woman in the White House. When asked in a New York Times interview back in June how she felt about a female presidential nominee, she replied, “I personally think a woman would do a great job. I think Hillary’s very qualified. So if she gets it, I’ll certainly be behind her.”

But, Parton clarified yesterday, that doesn’t mean she’s endorsing Hillary for president. “I have not endorsed Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump,” she said in a statement. “I try not to get political but if I am, I might as well just run myself ‘cause I’ve got the hair for it, it’s huge, and they could always use more boobs in the race.”

Parton has spent most of her career avoiding political affiliation, but we wouldn’t say no to a Dolly Parton presidential campaign. She added, “No matter if it’s Hillary or Donald Trump, we’re gonna be suffering from PMS — presidential mood swings.”

Dolly Parton Wants More Boobs in Politics