It’s Valentine’s Day, which means a lot of pink, red, sex, and love are in the air. Since those pastel candy hearts with the words on them no longer exist, consider treating yourself or someone else to a horny beauty product that speaks to your true, inner desires. There are the usual suspects, like NARS Orgasm, and NARS Super Orgasm, and NARS Climax, and NARS Deep Throat. But there are some non-NARS ones that are aroused, too! We once tried a face mask called Glow Job, which has the slimy consistency of something an excited unicorn might secrete.
Here, 15 more horny beauty products that have clearly been binge-reading Sex Diaries and can succinctly convey what you really want to say this Valentine’s Day.
The Vagina Ones
The Penis Ones
The Excited Ones
The Ones Getting Down to Business
And the One That’s Just Watching
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