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Stop trying to make your own cat food.
Okay.
Don’t call nature a cure-all.
I’m sorry.
Dermatologists are begging you to please stop using walnuts to scrub your face.
I’m sorry.
Give up on work-life balance.
Done.
We need a greener way to die.
Okay.
Plot twist: Jealousy is actually a good thing when it comes to creating your best life.
Good.
You’re having a heart attack; why not ask for help?
I’m sorry.
For heaven’s sake, please do not attempt to make your own sunscreen.
Okay.
Stop blaming blue light for all your problems.
I’m sorry.
The dissatisfaction of being sexually rejected by a partner lasts longer than the pleasure of having an advance accepted.
Well, obviously.
