Anna Wintour’s got only enough space in her heart for one tennis player, and that lease still has Roger Federer’s name on it. Go ahead, Rodge, dab that sweat off your brow. Wintour had planned to watch her man play at the Sony Ericsson Open in Key Biscayne, Florida, but then he lost to the equally foxy Andy Roddick and she canceled her trip and reservation in a luxury VIP box. Her rep confirmed a report in the Post that she was only interested in watching Federer play. So screw you, Roddick! You might be hot, but you’ve deprived us of chronicling La Wintour’s adventure to a Florida Key. What are we supposed to do with all those island-themed jokes we were looking forward to making? And what about our hopes of catching Wintour sipping on giant fruity cocktails adorned with umbrellas? Geez, Roddick, thanks for nothing. Someone get us a Blue Hawaiian to ease the pain.
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