Today is a dark day for fashion, as we must report that Perez Hilton is launching a clothing line. Of course, the line’s for Hot Topic (gossip — hot topics — get it?!). Creatively titled “Perez Hilton For Hot Topic,” it will include Perezcious Pink and Gossip Gangster flip-flops and range in price from $2 to $50. You know, $50 really is a steal for blog-themed flip-flops. Apparently this project is just one of Perez’s many well-thought-out decisions:
“I’m most excited to finally see on the shelves products that are good and affordable for my readers. I actively sought out Hot Topic for that reason.”
So he’s making up for others’ sins by giving us nightmares? How democratic of him. Night terrors for all!