Saturday’s storm pushed the men’s U.S. Open final to Monday, but the real showdown that day won’t be between Roger Federer and his opponent; rather, it’ll be Roger vs. Jack and Lazaro. The venue? Anna Wintour’s heart. The big championship match is slated for 5 p.m., the exact time Proenza Schouler’s show is supposed to begin. Our girl A-Dubs may have every advantage in the world, but the ability to be two places at once probably isn’t one of them (yet — surely there’s a mad scientist on her payroll). Whom will she choose: the darlings of the fashion world, or her dishy boy-toy on the court? Lay your bets now: Our money’s on Roger winning this match at love. Pun definitely intended.
