Christian Siriano thinks the runway is no place for nipples. “I’m not loving it,” Siriano said of all the visible breasts at London Fashion Week at the after-party for the premiere of Rachel Getting Married last night. “I did a lot of transparent pieces [in my spring 2009 collection], but there was always something underneath them. [Women are] definitely not going to wear something that is that sheer.” Simon Doonan just married Jonathan Adler in California — would Siriano get hitched any time soon? “Oh my God, if we get married, it would be no one’s gain,” he said of his boyfriend, Brad Walsh, who attended with him last night. “Who’s going to wear the dress? I don’t want to wear it,” he joked. “No, it’s going to be very chic. Very Ellen. Wasn’t Ellen’s wedding fabulous? I’m waiting because I want to get my million-dollar cover story. You can’t be on the People cover unless you’re getting married, having children, or adopting a baby.” Before we could say Clay Aiken, Brad chimed in, “We’re going to go and adopt a bunch of them that are all different colors first and then we’ll get married.”
