• Paris Hilton’s advice for Sarah Palin: “You’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 49, girlfriend.” [NYP]
• Rumor: Britney Spears will perform at the Diesel 30th-Anniversary party in Brooklyn on Saturday. Doesn’t she have trials and things to go to? [Fashionista]
• Miu Miu face Vanessa Paradis says she and her man, Johnny Depp, are antisocial and don’t go to premieres or parties. Vanessa: It’s your duty to share Johnny with the world, so please get out more. [British Vogue]
• The wedding showcase starting in London tomorrow includes gowns by Christian Lacroix and Karl Lagerfeld, so start drooling now. [British Vogue]
• Chicago Fashion Week ended yesterday, drawing its largest crowd to date. Organizers say people have started taking it seriously. [WWD]
