Fug Girls: Tyra Is Our Own ‘National Treasure: Book of Secrets’

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Tyra beams down from the mother ship.

Maybe we’re improving at this whole prognosticating thing — we just nailed the Project Runway winner for the first time, and now we were two-thirds correct in our America’s Next Top Model predictions. Tomboy boxer McKey bested tomboy mallrat Samantha to snag the title, earning herself a billboard in Times Square and a year of spewing marketing dreck and “inspirational advice” on future cycles of America’s Next Top Model. But as usual, it was Miss Tyra who stole the show. Read on for our take on her otherworldly shoulder pads — if you did not notice them, it might be because they gruesomely blinded you — and the rest of the fairly run-of-the-mill finale.

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Fug Girls: Tyra Is Our Own ‘National Treasure: Book of Secrets’