Whitney Port Fake-Works at Diane Von Furstenberg Amid Layoffs

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As if we needed to remind you, Whitney Port’s Hills spinoff, The City, premieres tonight on MTV. Lest the magic of television fool you, “Page Six” asserts Port’s job in public relations at Diane Von Furstenberg’s office isn’t actually — wait for it — a real job. Shocking, confounding, deceptive — we are farklempt.

[O]ne source tells us, “She doesn’t really work. She is hardly ever in the office.” Those who do work for von Furstenberg, however, are in the office daily and “can’t get their work done because MTV tells them they can’t move any thing at their work stations. They do so many reshoots that everything has to look exactly the same every day.”

As if we needed to remind you, Whitney Port’s Hills spinoff, The City, premieres tonight on MTV. Lest the magic of television fool you, “Page Six” asserts Port’s job in public relations at Diane Von Furstenberg’s office isn’t actually — wait for it — a real job. Shocking, confounding, deceptive — we are farklempt.

Whitney Port Fake-Works at Diane Von Furstenberg Amid Layoffs