Kanye’s Louis Vuitton Sneakers Are Extra Bendy, Overshadowed by Rumors

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You’ll be relieved to that know Kanye West realized his lifelong dream yesterday. The ten-time Grammy winner is officially a fashion designer. The sneakers he designed for Louis Vuitton walked in the men’s show in Paris yesterday. Like winning his ten Grammys, these sneakers were the product of lots of hard work and dedication. Louis Vuitton creative director Marc Jacobs told WWD, “I think Kanye goes to the office more than I do. He’s really, really into sneakers.” The shoes were ingeniously conceived. Quoth Kanye:

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST

You’ll be relieved to that know Kanye West realized his lifelong dream yesterday. The ten-time Grammy winner is officially a fashion designer. The sneakers he designed for Louis Vuitton walked in the men’s show in Paris yesterday. Like winning his ten Grammys, these sneakers were the product of lots of hard work and dedication. Louis Vuitton creative director Marc Jacobs told WWD, “I think Kanye goes to the office more than I do. He’s really, really into sneakers.” The shoes were ingeniously conceived. Quoth Kanye:

Kanye’s Louis Vuitton Sneakers Are Extra Bendy, Overshadowed by Rumors