“While Madonna was wrapped up for the cold winter day, which saw temperatures dip as a low as -4C, [Jesus] Luz appeared oblivious to the chill as he walked with his shirt open,” trumpets today’s Daily Mail. Perhaps because he’s so … hot? (Couldn’t resist.)
Jesus is the Brazilian male model with whom Madonna did a photo shoot in Brazil in December before kidnapping him as her lover, thrusting him onto the round bed on her private plane, forcing him to wear skintight zebra-print boxer-briefs and a blindfold, while dancing to “Erotic” as they jetted around the world. Well, we don’t know if that’s true, but they’ve been seen going in and out of restaurants together, so they appear to be dating. This has done amazing things for Jesus’s modeling career. Jesus has reportedly stopped taking calls from his former agent who runs 40 Graus Models in Brazil and signed with Ford Models in New York. An anonymous source says, “He was asking for some $135,000 a show. He did the same job last year for a mere $225.” Why doesn’t Madonna walk in and out of restaurants with us? “A lot of people are contacting him but because he keeps raising his rates, they are changing their minds,” the source added. We hope some New York designers shell out for Jesus’s fancy pageant walking this Fashion Week. And then we hope Madonna pulls up in her SUV to pick him up at the backstage entrance with a Capri Sun and a Chewy bar at the ready.