Lady GaGa is reportedly in talks to launch a “pants line.” We’re not sure if this means her line will consist of only pants, or if she’ll also start wearing pants. As we’ve said before, she could certainly use some, but last we checked Satan’s not ice skating in hell, so we’ll remain only cautiously optimistic. Sassybella reports:
“I can’t wait to do my own line,” GaGa told Grazia recently. “It’s definitely something I want to do in the next year, as I do have my own style. I’m already talking to my boy Akon about it.”
Over to her boy Akon:
“People dissed her because of the way she dresses, but she’s hot. Everyone wants to look like her. She’ll walk around in London in her underwear and you watch, everyone will catch on.”
Nooooo. Don’t listen, London — keep your pants on. We know you’re not used to all the snow you just had but it’s a generally not a good idea to take it on with a bare ass. Our thoughts on pants aside, we’re thrilled GaGa’s launching a line. We would love a set of those lovely dinosaur spikes or rock embellishments she often wears. Also, any sort of top with broad structural shoulders that won’t fit under coats and, when worn on elevators, take up the space of two or three people would be nice. As long as she stays away from fake hair-bow pieces, we support her.