In the foreseeable future, we won’t be rich enough to afford an item of Gareth Pugh apparel. But we’ll probably be able to buy Gareth Pugh white-plastic eyelashes, and, if we don’t take a vacation, uh, ever, we might be able to buy his shoes … on sale. Your eyes haven’t fooled you — Gareth Pugh is working on lines of shoes and makeup! At last, our gradual transformation into Sasha Fierce may commence. No word on when the new goods launch. [WWD]