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The $3,000 Bling-kini You Can’t Even Swim In

Selfridges in London is selling a £2,000 (or $2,986) “bling-kini” called “The Anita.” Buyers be warned: You cannot swim in the bathing suit, which is made by a label called — what else? — Pistol Panties and features 5,000 Swarovski crystals. The Anita hasn’t hit stores yet, but waiting lists for it are already growing. [British Marie Claire]

The $3,000 Bling-kini You Can’t Even Swim In