• Agyness Deyn has landed yet another lucrative gig: She’s the Uniqlo gal. [WWD]
• Ab Fab fans can breathe easy: The new show starring Kristen Johnston and Kathryn Hahn was given the heave-ho by Fox after execs saw the pilot. There is just no replacing the original. Ever. [Dlisted]
• Sample sales aren’t the only deals in town right now. Saks has already started discounting designer goods by 30–40 percent, and Barneys and Bergdorf are soon to follow suit. Call us when they hit 75 percent. [Daily]
• If you just can’t let go of your metallic sneaks, rest easy. Kanye has declared them in again. What would we do without him? [Kanye Universecity]
• Condé Nast is planning to launch a Bulgarian edition of Glamour. So that’s where the fashion editorial jobs are! [WWD]
• Oh goody, something new to worry about! Now you can calculate your secret fat age. What a great way to start our weekend. [Mirror]
