Racked has unearthed a pair of adjustable skinny jeans. Great for those days when you feel like your thighs are suddenly showing all that frozen yogurt you’ve been inhaling like Diet Coke in this heat (just us?). The “Bondage Pant” by Rag & Bone come with zippers in the back reaching from just under the buttock to almost the ankle, so you can make your jeans “tight” or “not tight at all.” They’re on sale for $287 at Confederacy. But if you sit down on a skinny day, do the zippers unzip or stay firmly in place? Because if every day is a fat day, there’s probably no point. [Racked]