Dior has a new batch of cell phones that look like bedazzled Razrs. The cheapest of the new Dior flip phones is $6,500 and comes with sapphire crystals and either gold plating or “glorious” black PVD. Or you can special-order one encrusted with 190 diamonds for $13,400. The phones come with a miniature Dior phone that attaches to a bag so you don’t have to dig for your actual phone (kind of like the one Will Ferrell uses in the Jeffrey skit on Saturday Night Live). So it’s possible no one would really see your new $13,400 diamond toy. But who cares? It’s a $13,400 two-phone value pack, people.