Victoria’s Secret revealed the top ten finalists in their nationwide model search today. And none of them are from New York! They range from 18 to 25 and will spend the next few days in “Angel Bootcamp,” which a press release describes as “a series of challenges where the contestants will show their photogenic qualities, prove their abilities as a spokesmodel, show off their red carpet star quality and radiate charisma while walking a runway in lingerie.” Weekly webisodes of this stuff will air on VSAllAccess.com and CBS.com. So you can make an educated decision when you vote for your favorite chick beginning November 9. Yes, Victoria’s Secret is trusting us, the public, to pick the lucky average girl to walk in the fashion show, which airs on CBS December 1. Deep breaths.