Apparently Courtney Love just adores YouTube makeup tutorials. So she took a stab at making one herself, in which she demonstrates a look inspired by an ad she saw. Only it’s less of a video tutorial than it is a video of her just rambling. “I’m a skin whore,” she proclaims, and then proceeds to show us how she washes her face. When she puts on pink eye shadow, her instructions amount to: “I have no clue what I’m doing.” And when she draws her eyebrows on: “Like drag eye.” And more generally: “I have the best products and I just use them like finger paint.” Watch and learn.