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Kate Gosselin Has Hair Extensions!

Holy crap, Kate Gosselin is kicking off the new decade right. The famous mom unveils hair extensions on the cover of the new issue of People.

“It’s good to have hair again,” the 34-year-old reality TV mom tells People. “I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life … I’ve got it. I am now Kate Clean Slate.”

Funny — we never thought anyone would have hair of such disproportionate lengths back and front while viewing themselves on national television and countless magazine covers daily for as long as Kate has. But we can tell this is already so great for her self-esteem, and therefore, the collective self-esteem of our nation. You know a woman’s over a divorce when she comes up with hilarious new nicknames for herself. And her new hair may look fake and grossly streaky in a Jersey Shore kind of way, but Kate also looks kind of pretty! Kate Clean Slate? How about Kate Carrie Underwood Wished She Had It This Good?

Someone needs a root touch-up!Photo: Getty Images

Next thing you know, she’ll lose twenty pounds and have a hunky 22-year-old draping his muscles all over her in front of the kids.

Kate Gosselin: Hair Extensions for the New Year! [Just Jared]

Kate Gosselin Has Hair Extensions!