The year’s most gut-wrenching competition has finally come to an end, so breathe with us, friends: Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” is Brooklyn Decker! But that’s not the same “Sexiest Woman Alive” who will appear in the magazine — it’s just the sexiest woman alive according to their online poll. Decker beat out runner-up Heidi Klum and 62 other ladies for this bootleg honor. Stay tuned for the real Sexiest Woman in an issue later this year. [Esquire via Modelinia]