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The Queen Is a Hot Mess

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The Queen is a mess
Food assaulted her blue dress
Stains looked like Fiji

The Queen’s bag broke, but
why should she care? She has tons
of diamonds at home

The show must go on: Queen holds head high as food is spilt down her dress and her bag strap breaks [Daily Mail UK]

The Queen Is a Hot Mess