Jersey Shore cast member Jenni “JWOWW” Farley presented her preemptively mocked Filthy Couture clothing line at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino Resort over the holiday weekend. It’s exactly what you’d expect, of course: One part Frederick’s of Hollywood clearance bin, one part prom slut, and one part those chicks who dry hump Ferraris in car magazines. Which, aesthetically speaking, is really all the same thing anyway. Click ahead to see a slideshow of the sleazy-sexy damage, each teddy-ish piece cut to showcase one’s orange limbs, fake boobs, belly-button jewels, etc. It’s like a bad car accident: You know it’s awful, but you can’t not look.