Oh praise! Women can really buy a pointy bra to give fall’s pointy-chested Prada dresses proper structure in the breast-obsessed season we are now entering. And it’s a truly authentic cone bra — an “It” bra, if we may — designed by Jean Paul Gaultier for his La Perla collection, inspired by Madonna’s Blond Ambition tour. The items hit select department stores and La Perla boutiques in November, and prices start at $600. Woe is she who does not go into fall breasts first, but if you’re not a torpedo boob kind of girl, the line also includes some wonderful rounded cups and a pair of panties that will make your ass look like a peacock’s.
The tail feathers are on the left.Photo: Courtesy of La Perla