The videos Coco Rocha just posted of her wedding are either a wonderful or wonderfully cruel thing to thrust in your face on a rainy Monday morning. Whatever you imagined her wedding to be like, make the flowers nicer and more abundant, make the dress bigger and more floaty, put the hors d’oeuvre on little heart-shaped plates, and then stuff it all into a French castle with perfect green lawns and perfect weather, and probably little cartoon bluebirds that help the most beautiful women in the world put veils on their heads. Then set it all to music that might accompany Frodo Baggins on his journey across snowy treacherous mountains, or a stampede from which Simba might never emerge, and this is the epic-ness that was the 21-year-old Coco and her husband, James Conran’s, public display of affirmation of their undying love and holy matrimony.
First, a montage.
And now, a full-blown, eighteen-minute mini-documentary.
Congrats to the gorgeous, happy couple! And thanks for giving us everything the Oxygen and We Networks probably never will.