The brown paper is off, the mannequins have been arranged in the windows, and the Cobble Hill residents are perhaps still pretentiously worrying about how pretentious the store is sure to make their neighborhood. But no matter, the store finally opens at 10 a.m. tomorrow, so, you know, call in sick! It’s supposed to rain at some point anyway. Everyone knows there’s no point in going to work when it’s raining. [Racked NY]
