The cover of Paris Vogue’s November issue has Natasha Poly wearing what we hope, for her head’s sake, is a pigtailed wig teased into twin brown poufs on both sides of her face. The dark hair color looks a bit jarring with her eyebrows bleached into oblivion, but that’s probably the point. Meanwhile, her electric-blue eyeshadow, of which there is an abundance, perfectly matches the feathers in her braids! As if there wasn’t already enough to worry about with the whole should-you-match-your-lipstick-to-your-outfit conundrum.