Anna Wintour was photographed in the front row of the Nina Ricci show looking like she was either waving her hands wildly or groping an imaginary person. Reasons for this could include:
1. Jazz hands!
2. She’s HAD ENOUGH OF THE DAMN SHOWS ALREADY and is going a little cray cray.
3. She’s pretending to be a reindeer without the unsightly costume.
4. She wants to scare away the foreign press.
5. She wants to single-handedly, finally make the Internet entertaining again.