Yesterday, the Naked Cowboy announced his presidential bid. As a member of the Tea Party. But let’s not dwell on that! Instead, let’s focus on the fact that he’s wearing a suit and a power tie, which must feel so constricting after years of wiggling into his daily uniform of star-spangled manties and cowboy boots.
What do you make of this momentous occasion? Does Mr. Cowboy clean up well?
