discoamz: Did you see Lady Gaga shopping in Milan over the weekend?
dianashreds: Hahaha. Is it wrong that I kinda like this look?
discoamz: Dude — what’s with the chastity belt? Is there something better to call that?
dianashreds: Okay, I didn’t notice that — it’s a chastity belt.
dianashreds: But hey let’s look at the positives:
dianashreds: 1. She’s not naked.
dianashreds: And 2. she sparkles.
discoamz: And yet she still manages to draw all the attention to her crotch and boobs.
discoamz: But she WAS basically naked backstage with Anna Dello Russo at her concert.
dianashreds: Ouch. She looks tired.
discoamz: Uh, yeah. Wouldn’t you be? If these are the outfits you wear to SHOP?
dianashreds: Yeah, man. She needs a nap. Or something.
discoamz: Or… cotton. Something made of cotton.