On Saturday, Kate Middleton attended a wedding with her fiancé, Prince William. There was a bride, Louise Stourton, and a groom, Harry Aubrey-Fletcher, who are friends of the couple. The bride wore a gown, while the groom also wore clothes. Hopefully they danced beautiful dances together and made everyone cry with their proclamations of undying love for one another and an especially touching photo slideshow. Not that any of that matters … because Kate wore clothes there — black ones, in fact — and is causing a sensation for her color choice (but also because, well, she left the house, zomgwtfbbq, etc.).