“We’ve got Winona Ryder,” we overheard while waiting in the scrum of photographers and reporters at Anna Sui on Wednesday night. This was so exciting to us that endless questions for her instantly popped into our heads: How does she feel about being immortalized on Johnny Depp’s arm as ‘Wino Forever’? Does she ever think about her Heathers wardrobe and want to put on a scrunchie? What’s the deal with Lindsay Lohan getting a million chances while Winona herself got kind of railroaded out of town after one teeny shoplifting incident? But here’s the (sad) thing: No one actually did have Winona Ryder. We’re just deaf. The PR person actually had some random blond girl, whom we heard introducing herself to reporters as “the next Carrie Bradshaw.” Honey, if you have to tell people that …
