The other day, Vogue editor and reality television judge extraordinaire André Leon Talley joined Martha Stewart on her show to talk about pleasurable things that start with F — such as food and fashion, you sick people — and frost a cake. “But what about animals?!” Martha exclaims, even though animals starts with A. “Oh, yes, they’re wonderful,” ALT agrees. “They’re the best.” It’s not long before ALT has frosting envy. “What are you doing to make those Baroque swirls?!” he cries. Everyone, please watch this one.