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Cindy Adams Does Not Approve of Your Outfit

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“Page Six” columnist Cindy Adams has had enough — enough! — with the way New Yorkers are dressing these days. “Everything has gone far too far … Massive buckles on belts the width of that Egyptian cobra. Huge shoulder tote bags that smack into you on the street. Giant orthopedic 6-inch-high platform stilts on their feet. Low heels are only for dating a short fat bald millionaire. Everything in between is micro mini.” Menswear is no better: “It’s low-cut pants in three sizes — small, medium and don’t bend over. The butt crack is so visible they needn’t change for a colonoscopy.” Oh, ew. [Page Six/NYP]

Cindy Adams Does Not Approve of Your Outfit