In just two weeks and a day Kate Middleton will go outside in her wedding dress. And then she will probably change dresses at some point(s) in the day. And Prince William will be at her side like a lost, ignored puppy. Because today a jelly bean with splotches resembling the shadows on Kate Middleton’s face is more famous than him! That, and more royal wedding news, below.
• A mango jelly bean that obviously, as you can see, has Kate’s face on it was discovered in the U.K. by a man who bought a jar of the treats for his girlfriend. He says, “As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me.” He plans to sell the royal incarnate on the Internet “to a collector.” [Gawker]
• British film critics think the corny-ass Lifetime movie about Kate and William’s romance sucks. Clearly they bear no knowledge of Wifetime, and are unaware that this is the point of its programming. [Today]