In just two days, Kate Middleton will marry Prince William in London, where everyone is so over the royal wedding already. But turns out that sentiment isn’t unique to that side of the Atlantic: Regular New Yorkers, in proper New York spirit, don’t care about the royal wedding, either! We trolled Union Square with a video camera the other day to gauge the interest in what every television news outlet is treating as the Most Important Thing to Ever Happen asking our new friends things like, What else would you do with your time at 4 a.m. Friday when the wedding broadcasts start? “Not masturbate over people getting married who I’ll never meet ever in my life.”
